Kid Finds Madden Porn
January 2nd, 2007 Posted in News
Hoping to play EA’s Madden NFL 2007 on the Xbox 360 this Christmas, Kolton Mahoney popped in the disc, and found the unbelievable; pornography. The 14-year-old boy quickly went to tell his parents, and they were shocked as well.
Currently, an investigation is being held by the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force on how the naughty image got on the disc in the first place. The family claims it was store-bought and was factory sealed. The Mahoneys hope not to get any money out of it, but just an original authentic copy of the game, and for no more games containing porn be sold. It surprises me that he told his parents in the first place! He must be one hardcore gamer.
Read (StandardNET)
January 2nd, 2007 at 1:38 am
Ahem, if you could excuse me, I need to go a rent a copy of Madden, just to make sure there no porn in it…
January 2nd, 2007 at 1:38 am
rofl, thats funny. what 14 year old tells their parents about porn though, maybe it was the surprise?
January 2nd, 2007 at 1:47 am
Maybe because of his upbringing he felt that it wasn’t the sort of thing that he should be looking at?
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:12 am
… What could the culprit have possibly gotten out of this?
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:54 am
“What could the culprit have possibly gotten out of this?”
Hilarity.
“Maybe because of his upbringing he felt that it wasn’t the sort of thing that he should be looking at?”
Exactly. He’s just a good kid.
January 2nd, 2007 at 3:14 am
“Mommy, Daddy; LOOK!” They’re naked! Can I keep it? Pleeeese?!”
January 2nd, 2007 at 3:40 am
Wait, was it like “Madden Porn” or just regular porn?
January 2nd, 2007 at 8:51 am
@Flame sucks
LOL!
January 2nd, 2007 at 9:13 am
@ Flame sucks
[insert rimshot]
T_T
January 2nd, 2007 at 6:18 pm
He’s probably made a copy of the disk anyway!
January 2nd, 2007 at 6:48 pm
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January 4th, 2007 at 2:21 am
what a great way to throw your parents off!! make them aware of the porn in the madden disc. thus, you draw attention away from the hard drive. smaaaaarrrt..
January 4th, 2007 at 6:39 am
Since we’ll be living at home? Don’t we ALL live at home?
If you’re talking about living with parents, then no. And console owning has nothing to do with who you live with.
January 4th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
[...] According to a report in Digital Battle, Kolton Mahoney tried to play the game and got a little more than an eyeful. [...]
January 8th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
I remeber when i bought Dead Rising and brought it home, there was no Disk in it. I was like OMG they better let me get another. I did get another, the lady at Walmart told me that if this was anyother place then i prolly would have not gottin another copy of the game. I think its who Microsfoft goes to to get there games packeged. the lady at walmart then told me that this was not the only case with a missing disk, she then told me that a Batman Begins movie was in a Saints Row case. :/