PC Gamer’s Must NOT Buy Games

We have all seen ‘best’ and ‘worst’ game top ten lists at least a thousand times. So, what makes this one special? Because it lists all the awesome gems other miss, and then some! And it’s humorously written, too. Here’s an excerpt from the Monsters Inc. portion:

A series of mini-games, Wreck Room Arcade was given four individual scores and then an average. When that average comes to 3.25%, you know you’re in for something special. When one of the mini-games wasn’t even good enough to earn a score, you know you’d rather have syphilis than play Wreck Room Arcade.The first mini-game was fashioned after the famous bowling scene in the film, and involved piloting a ball to the end of an alley and knocking down all the pins. It gets 3%. The second mini bag-of-fun was based upon the famous pinball scene in the film, and involves playing pinball. It gets a slightly worse 2%. The third mini-game is based upon the famous jumping-on-a-see-saw-to-propel-a monster-in-the-air scene in the film. It gets 1%. There are two more mini-games, but you get the idea.