Postal Developer Grants Gamers’ Wishes: KILL UWE BOLL
November 19th, 2007 by Rajiv Ashrafi in Action, FPS, News, PC
I am not exactly sure why someone would want to waste their time putting Uwe Boll in a game, but if it is for the sake of letting players kill the despicable director, then I’m up for it. Running with Scissors president Vince Desi proudly announced that his upcoming crappy game Postal 3 will include the aforementioned infamous person as a killable character in the game. “We will let you kill UB, he will appear as himself, on a film location,” was exactly what he said.
The game is due out sometime next year on PC and Xbox 360 and is certainly fated to be a failure unless every gamer picks up a copy just to kill a digitized version of Boll himself.
Tags: Action, FPS, News, PC
November 24th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
MR BOLL TO MAKE NINJA ASSAULT MOVIE.
Uwe Boll could make the movie based on the old video game shooting demon game Ninja Assault.
The story is set in feudal Japan in 1620 an evil Shogun Kagai is ambushed by a group of three ninja’s Guren,Gunjo and Aoi.Now Kagai is now back from the dead and he has kidnapped Princess Koto and the daughter of the Amercian merchant Siann.Captain Jack Allen gets help from the ninja’s Guren,Aoi and Gunjo to battle against Ghan Mann and his spider demons and to kill Tenshin and Shadow Khan.Kagai wants to marry two very special women to release the power to bring into a demon.
Guren,Aoi,Gunjo and Jack must stop Kagai at all cost.
Boll can make the movie easy and Michael Roesch and Peter Scheener will write the script for the film.
Thank You.
BRUCE ACOSTA
AUSTRALIA.