How To Ruin Christmas

For many children Christmas is a joyous toy bonanza. Sometimes though our hopes and dreams fall prey to cruel fate as our newly unpackaged happiness-devices break down tragically quick. Whether it’s due to faulty manufacturing or clumsiness, nothing can be so disheartening to a child as having a much anticipated toy broken so soon after Christmas day. Imagine the sorrow of six year old Danny Emsley of England when his younger brother destroyed the brand new Wii his parents had gotten him. Four year old Ellis was reportedly upset that his brother was ignoring him in favor of playing the Wii and took matters into his own hands so to speak. In a display of sadly hilarious indignation he destroyed the console in a most poetically appropriate manner: by urinating on it. The boys’ father, Darren, contemplated whether the console would be covered under their home contents insurance, musing that it must qualify as ‘a leak’.