Major League Eating Game Eating Up Others

February 9th, 2008 by Rajiv Ashrafi in Action, News, Offbeat, PC

Ah, competitive eating - the sick, sad world of pathetic individuals who spend their lives eating for nothing! Mastiff has announced that it has acquired the Major League Eating (MLE) license to create games based around competitive eating.

Their tongue-in-cheek press release offers word that players will participate in eating contests with colorful characters. “Major League Eaters aren’t just elite athletes,” says Bill Swartz, Head Woof at Mastiff. “They are the people who built America. Or at least the competitive eating part of America. And I am deeply honored that the International Federation of Competitive Eating and Major League Eating choose Mastiff as their exclusive videogame partner.”

It will be much like a fighting game, though instead of blood there may be much gas and vomit.

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