Colbert’s DNA Going to Space
If humanity is somehow wiped out, who do you think the aliens will turn to for DNA? Game designer Richard Garriott believes it’ll be Stephen Colbert’s DNA they want, as his DNA, alongside that of Tabula Rasa players and others, will be entombed within a time capsule aboard the International Space Station as part of Operation Immortality.
“I am thrilled to have my DNA shot into space, as this brings me one step closer to my lifelong dream of being the baby at the end of 2001,” said Colbert.
“In the unlikely event that Earth and humanity are destroyed, mankind can be resurrected with Stephen Colbert’s DNA,” added Garriott. “Is there a better person for us to turn to for this high-level responsibility?”
I, for one, welcome the next-generation of humanity based on Stephen Colbert!