Stalin vs Martians Finally Dated, Wants Your Money for Pooping Aliens and Dancing Communists
Having dealt a massive blow to my weak little heart with news of a delay last week, publisher Mezmer has finally sent over some flowers in the form of a definite release date for Stalin vs. Martians: April 29.
The bizarre WWII strategy game will be available through those pesky digital distribution platforms, so no physical boxes for you pansies. They are currently running a 20% off special, marking the game down to $16, which I believe is a steal for the craziness that is sure to be contained within the package.
"Fans of historically inaccurate World War II games everywhere will rejoice," Mezmer executive producer Tom Soderlund said.
The arcade-RTS features aliens that poop on the battlefield and a giant dancing Stalin. Among other things, of course.